if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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