You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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