No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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