i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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