Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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