Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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