She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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