i permit you to call me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
wow bdsm is so cute
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