You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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