Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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