and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
