I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I am morally bankrupt
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Why can't burritos get me drunk
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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