nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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