problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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