I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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