you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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