Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Someone shit on the floor
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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