Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
