I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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