**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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