I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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