Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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