I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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