i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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