With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Damn victory sex feels great
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
