By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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