id be glad to
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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