In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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