He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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