i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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