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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
they're like a gay fantastic four
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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