He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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