i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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