I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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