my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
