They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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