He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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