Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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