I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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