Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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