I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
FUCK WHALES
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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