I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
