ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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