Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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