You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I love having hate sex.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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