OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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