not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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