I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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