quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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