So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I currently don't understand fingers.
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