Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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