thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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