Well douche your snatch and let's go!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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