my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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