You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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