i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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